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		<title>Google&#8217;s &#8216;Heart Murmur&#8217; Reminds Us How Dependent We Are</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Aug 2013 20:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This picture is brought to you by a working Google!
Yesterday, all of Google&#8217;s services went dark for several minutes. So far no one has stepped forward to explain what exactly caused the outage, but there&#8217;s one thing we know for sure: we&#8217;re really dependent on Google.

Think about it,&#8230; <a href="/tech/2013/08/googles-heart-murmur-reminds-us-how-dependent-we-are/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>E3 2013: Battlefield 4 Preview &#8211; It Will Make You Yearn For Simpler Times</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The map I played and died on many, many times.
Johnny and I were perusing the South Hall looking for a short line to wait when we noticed EA&#8217;s 64 player layout for Battlefield 4 for Xbox One/PS4/PC. With nothing planned for the rest of the day, we decided to&#8230; <a href="/gaming/2013/06/battlefield-4-will-make-you-yearn-for-simpler-times/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>E3 2013: Xbox One&#8217;s Zumba Is For Men, Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See! There&#8217;s a guy in the background!
I had the opportunity to play the Xbox One&#8217;s version of Zumba Fitness World Party and I&#8217;m not ashamed to admit this factoid. It was also fun to make an ass out of myself in front of everyone.

The lesson to learn here&#8230; <a href="/gaming/2013/06/e3-2013-xbox-ones-zumba-is-for-men-too/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>E3 2013: 3 Reasons Why EA&#8217;s Presser Was More Exciting Than Microsoft&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a special kind of day when EA has one of the best conferences.
Typically, the best press conferences are shown by the big dawgz (Microsoft, Sony). After being &#8220;wooed&#8221; at Microsoft&#8217;s blunder bust, I began to worry about EA&#8217;s presentation. But what started out as a nervous and cautious&#8230; <a href="/gaming/2013/06/e3-2013-3-reasons-why-eas-presser-was-more-exciting-than-microsofts/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>5 Reasons Why You Should Take Out The Trash</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 16:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She&#8217;s doing it wrong.
People throw away about four pounds of garbage a day. If you live in a household with three or more people, the shit adds up. It quickly becomes an unspoken game of Russian roulette; who gets to take the trash out? Here are five reasons why&#8230; <a href="/off-grid/2013/06/5-reasons-why-you-should-take-out-the-trash/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>My Phoenix Comicon Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 19:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Keith]]></dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[After this weekend, I feel as bloated as this guy looks.
Do you know what it feels like to be in a zombie apocalypse? I sure do. Well, sort of, I experienced the next best thing: serving alcohol and food to over 40,000 hungry Phoenix Comicon attendees. 
Now, I&#8217;m not&#8230; <a href="/entertainment/2013/05/my-phoenix-comicon-weekend/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Netflix Brings Us &#8216;Arrested Development&#8217; Sneak Peek, Will Make A Killing May 26th</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taste the happy tears!
EW.com has posted a &#8220;sneak peek&#8221; of Arrested Development, which will continue its story exclusively on Netflix starting May 26th. If there was any doubt about the quality of this new season, this short clip should soothe your worries.

Have you bought stock in Netflix yet?&#8230; <a href="/entertainment/2013/04/netflix-to-make-a-killing-may-26th-also-an-arrested-development-sneak-peek/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>AMC To Give Free Popcorn This Weekend In Celebration Of Tax Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 02:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FREE POPCORN KERNELS
Did you know that taxes are due Monday? I didn&#8217;t, but thanks to AMC, I do now. Unfortunately. AMC, a chain of movie theaters, announced that in celebration of ending the tax season, small popcorns (yes, you can use this as a plural! Why don&#8217;t you stop&#8230; <a href="/entertainment/2013/04/amc-to-give-free-popcorn-this-weekend/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>FX Renews &#8216;It&#8217;s Always Sunny In Philadelphia&#8217; &#8230;Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It doesn&#8217;t take a rocket scientist to figure out why this is a bad idea.
It&#8217;s that time again. FX has renewed the offensive, yet (somewhat) funny It&#8217;s Always Sunny in Philadelphia for a tenth season, giving the gang additional air time after the ninth season debuts this fall. As&#8230; <a href="/entertainment/2013/03/fx-renews-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-again/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is Office 365 Worth $99/year?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 21:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doing work never looked so fun or relaxing.
I&#8217;ve had the joy and splendor to preview the entire office suite for the last few months; not because of choice but because it was free and I needed it for school. Microsoft announced that Office 365 will cost around $99/per year&#8230; <a href="/tech/2013/03/is-office-365-worth-99year/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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