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	<title>Kelly &#8211; FleshEatingZipper</title>
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		<title>Lostcast the Podcast &#8211; Everybody Hate on Kelly Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2013 04:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kelly]]></dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[¿ǝɯ uo ƃuıʇɐɥ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ sı ʎɥMNo, this isn&#8217;t a podcast about the show Lost, sorry to disappoint you if you found this podcast through a search. This is a podcast about movies, TV shows, hating on Kelly, iPhone market shares, how Kelly is wrong, Jurassic Park, Windows Phone, Halo and&#8230; <a href="/podcasts/2013/10/lostcast-the-podcast-everybody-hate-on-kelly-edition/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kate Upton &#038; Snoop Dogg &#8211; You Got What I Eat (Hot Pockets Music Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2013 03:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are only a few things hotter in the world than Kate Upton. One of those things being a Hot Pocket fresh out of the microwave, that crispity crust and the ooey gooey cheese, ooh wee, nephew! There I go, talking like Snoop again. 




In this epic musical showdown, parodying&#8230; <a href="/off-grid/2013/10/kate-upton-snoop-dogg-you-got-what-i-eat-hot-pockets-music-video/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Podcast #3 &#8211; We&#8217;re Finally Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2013 02:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pew, pew, pew!So, we weren&#8217;t really gone, just didn&#8217;t put up the last few episodes because I&#8217;m doing it now, and I kept forgetting! Look forward to some awesome lost episodes over the next week. We talk about GTA in this podcast pretty much the entire time and how we&#8230; <a href="/podcasts/2013/10/the-podcast-3-were-finally-back/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>YouTube Videos Loading Slow? Not Loading? Try Out This Chrome Extension!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2013 02:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This extensions is just swell!
After my last article complaining about YouTube videos not loading, I did a bunch of research trying to figure out the issue and why it happens. I am pretty sure I found the issue and it looks to be on YouTube&#8217;s side with the way&#8230; <a href="/tech/2013/07/youtube-videos-loading-slow-not-loading-try-out-this-chrome-extension/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Meet ATLAS, Boston Dynamics&#8217; Latest Humanoid Robot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jul 2013 05:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at this killer.
The DARPA Challenge continues with with seven teams competing to program ATLAS to kill! &#8230;I&#8217;m kidding, I&#8217;m kidding. They&#8217;re programming ATLAS to be able to complete tasks in a disaster-related situation.
It&#8217;s pretty crazy to see where these robots evolved from and how fast they&#8217;re becoming&#8230; <a href="/tech/2013/07/meet-atlas-boston-dynamics-latest-humanoid-robot/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Why Can&#8217;t I Watch YouTube Videos? Help Me, Internet!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jul 2013 15:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure this is an actual error somewhere.
Last week, Rob gave you some instructions on how we cleared up some YouTube slowness we&#8217;ve been experiencing at the FEZ Palace in hopes it might clear up some issues you might be having. Well, it hasn&#8217;t been too helpful for me,&#8230; <a href="/tech/2013/07/why-cant-i-watch-youtube-videos-help-me-internet/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>PlayStation 4 and Xbox One Console Exclusives: How Do They Stack Up?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2013 14:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at them looking at each other.
It&#8217;s pretty interesting to see the split of the different genre games coming exclusively to each platform. The PS4 will have a lot of MMO, PC style games while the Xbox One seems to have more of a mix. Let&#8217;s dive in, shall&#8230; <a href="/gaming/2013/07/playstation-4-and-xbox-one-console-exclusives-how-do-they-stack-up/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Rockstar Answers Questions About &#8216;Grand Theft Auto V&#8217; But No Word On Next-Gen and PC Releases</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2013 03:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breakin&#8217; the law!
The much-anticipated Grand Theft Auto V releases September 17th for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 and there hasn&#8217;t been much from Rockstar except for screenshots. The biggest question that&#8217;s still on everyone&#8217;s mind is will there be next-gen and PC releases? 
So without saying no, Rockstar said&#8230; <a href="/gaming/2013/07/rockstar-answers-questions-about-grand-theft-auto-v-but-no-word-on-next-gen-and-pc-releases/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>AltaVista is Still Around, But Only For Another Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2013 03:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That was a website at one point.
Did you know that AltaVista is still around and still receives about 1 million visitors a month? Currently owned by Yahoo, AltaVista will be shut down on July 8th. AltaVista hasn&#8217;t really been anything more than a brand for the last few years&#8230; <a href="/tech/2013/07/altavista-is-still-around-but-only-for-another-week/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Windows 8.1&#8217;s Marketing Is Confusing As Hell</title>
		<link>/tech/2013/06/windows-8-1s-marketing-is-confusing-as-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jun 2013 03:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grumble, grumble, grumble. I hate change and updated.
Seriously. Months back, the tech media started talking about Microsoft&#8217;s Windows Blue, the next version of Windows. Didn&#8217;t Windows 8 just release? Was it that big of a flop that Microsoft needed to scramble and build the next version? Well, no. Tech&#8230; <a href="/tech/2013/06/windows-8-1s-marketing-is-confusing-as-hell/" class="read-more">Read the rest of this article…</a>]]></description>
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