Funny Or Die’s Reveals Teaser Trailer for ‘iSteve’ Jobs Biopic
It’s hard to make heads or tails of this thing.
It seems, I don’t know, ironic, that a site called Funny or Die is producing what appears to be a pretty serious biopic about Steve Jobs starring former spokesmodel Justin Long. You know, from those ads? Well, we now have a teaser to go along with this bizarre creature.
I Welcome Our New Drone Overlords: Automotons To Fly Crap Like Newspapers To You Soon
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Drones have been getting a real negative rap in the media over the past few years. Whether it’s massive Predator drones nuking people abroad or how local municipalities seek to employ the buggers to surveil you at all times, it’s becoming hard to believe there was a time, if only for a moment, that the dream of autonomous flyers in our skies seemed like a cool, futuristic idea. If The Verge doesn’t publish something critical about drones on a daily basis, then Topolsky and his crew have failed. But let’s lighten up.
‘YouTube Shutting Down’ And ‘Smell Your Search Results’ From Google’s April Fools’ 2013
Early April Fools from Google!
It’s not even April 1st and we’re already seeing the jokes come in from around the world. YouTube has announced that it has finally received enough submissions for the best video in the world and will be shutting down at midnight to start the process of finding a winner. Read the rest of this article…
Facebook To Announce “New Home on Android” On April 4th. Please Don’t Be A Phone!
Seriously, I don’t want a phone!
For years now, it’s been rumored that Facebook has been making their own phone, buthey’ve always dismissed it by saying that’s not it’s their line of business. Every time they schedule a press conference, the rumors of a Facebook phone erupt once more and spread like crazy. Yesterday, Facebook invited the press to an event on April 4th to show reveal a “New Home on Android” and I really hope it’s not a phone. Read the rest of this article…
‘Your First Honest Cable Company’ Reminds Us Why We Love Our CableCo So Much
It’s so true!
Do you ever dream of having Google Fiber’s gigabit internet and being able to do anything on the internet at any time in whatever capacity you choose? Have you ever wondered why you’d settle for far less if it were just affordable and not a complete rip-off? Well, check out this short film and you’ll probably agree all the way down the line.
No, Bill Gates Isn’t Giving You $5,000 For Sharing His Picture On Facebook
Can you spot the fake one? Oh, I gave it away already.
There’s a hoax going around Facebook that started circulating a little over a month ago that’s a picture of Bill Gates with a sign that says he will give you $5,000. C’mon guys, don’t fall for it. Read the rest of this article…
The Onion’s New Video About Follower-less Twitter User Is So True It Hurts
Like me, but.. no, I guess there’s no ‘but’.
We all love The Onion, primarily because they can take a sad situation that could possibly be real and expand on it. To say The Onion’s latest piece hit close to home speaks volumes about my expectations about how Twitter works, or rather, probably doesn’t work.
The FBI Wants To Spy On The Sites You Use Daily In Real-Time
Hand over your email password and things will go a lot easier for you!
I’m not sure if you were aware, but our government spies on us all the time. Phone calls, text messages, the internet, all of ’em. The Communications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act only allows the government to force internet providers and phone companies to install surveillance equipment within their networks for the feds to use for real-time monitoring. The government’s only problem is that it doesn’t extend to internet companies like Google, Skype and Dropbox. That may change here soon.
Walmart Testing In-Store Pickup… With Lockers
Needs more lockers.
You know how most brick and mortar retailers have the option to ship your order to the store or have in-store pickup? It makes things easier when you don’t want to wait for your online order to get shipped to you directly. Last September, Amazon began installing lockers in 7-elevens and other places to give people the option of picking up their package at a convenient time, sometimes on the same day. Well, Walmart is now testing this space for their own stores. Read the rest of this article…
Scam Artist Paul Ceglia Doesn’t Own 50% Of Facebook, Says Judge
…and that’s the rest of the story.
Back in October, we talked about Paul Ceglia right as he was being arrested for wire fraud. In one of the weirdest turns in the rise of Facebook’s power, Ceglia declared that Zuckerberg owed him 50% of the company because of a contract related to some work Mark had done for him back in the early days of Facebook. Facebook, in turn, laughed off the case and Ceglia’s claims. So did the forensics experts.


