Japan’s Girlfriend Coat Is Real, But You’ll Still Be Forever Alone
We embraced with a kiss. “Oh baby, I love you so much.” I said. “I love you, too,” she replied. Two weeks later, she dumped me from the comfort of her parents’ home 1500 miles away. Ever since, I’ve tried to replicate the intimacy of a knowing, loving soul mate and girlfriend. Now I realize that I was chasing the wrong river, barking up the wrong tree and so forth, I needed a specially-equipped trenchcoat to help me through my grief. To be my companion.
Fat, Sick, Or Nearly Dead? Well, Do We Have A Documentary For You!
Like the standard American, we’re pretty soft around the mid-section here at The FEZ Palace. Being fat is something quaint (and something to be picked on for) growing up, but in adulthood, obesity can lead to some pretty drastic health issues. Joe Cross nearly died because of his weight, but he found a solution: juicing. This is his story.
Gaming Industry Makes #TeamBoneless A Trending Topic, Prefers Boneless Chicken
Well, so this happened. In a dispute with fellow editor Tim Turi, Game Informer’s Dan Ryckert decided to take their fight to the public. What started as a mere Google Docs poll between how people prefer their chicken wings (boneless, obviously) quickly became a trending topic propelled entirely by the games industry.
FEZ Week In Review: Week #14, 2013 – SimCity Oddities, BioShock Infinite, StarCraft 2 Reviews
FEZ Week In Review is a series where we go over the stories that mattered most to you in the past seven days, whether gaming, tech, entertainment or otherwise, we bring them together for you to view in one quick glance!
Now That Roger Ebert Is Gone, Let’s Talk About People Being Inappropriate
Listen, I know that, from time to time, everyone has little lapses in judgment which lead to them looking like a raging asshole in front of everyone. It can’t be avoided. Just the other day, for example, I listened to a woman in the store talk about the really good sex she’d had with her boyfriend the night before, while a five or six-year old little girl listened on.
Faux pas, much?
FEZ Week In Review: Week 13, 2013: SimCity Highways, Battlefield 4, BioShock Infinite
FEZ Week In Review is a series where we go over the stories that mattered most to you in the past seven days, whether gaming, tech, entertainment or otherwise, we bring them together for you to view in one quick glance!
Tax Day Blues? Be Thankful You’re Not Facebook’s CEO, Mark Zuckerberg
If you’re like me, you’ve already paid your taxes and the refund check has already made you cheer/amount due made you jeer. Honestly, most of us just have a W-2 and you can spend half an hour with a copy of TaxCut and be done. If you’re not like me, that means you’re probably rich and in the case of Mark Zuckerberg, you’ve probably got a team working for you. Why? Because the IRS is going to ask him for a billion dollars. Literally.
Walmart Wants Customers To Deliver Other Customers’ Online Orders
The Walmart braintrust in Bentonville, Arkansas is at it again, this time with a real doozy of a measure. Picture this: you stop by Walmart to pick up your groceries, then at the same time, pick up someone else’s groceries and deliver them. Sure, you’re an errand boy (or girl), but you get a discount in the process. What could possibly go wrong?
Funeral Going To Be Thin On Attendees? ‘Rent A Mourner’ Service Will Cheer You Up!
Not to be morbid, but if you’ve ever been to a funeral, it’s a little embarrassing when it’s just you and a few chaps in attendance for your fallen friend or loved one. You may feel anxious and wonder if they’re truly getting the last, best possible treatment they could be receiving. Enter UK-based startup Rent a Mourner, a service that provides professional mourners to supplement your thin invite list.
FEZ Week In Review #12, 2013: BioShock Infinite, SimCity And EA
FEZ Week In Review is a series where we go over the stories that mattered most to you in the past seven days, whether gaming, tech, entertainment or otherwise, we bring them together for you to view in one quick glance!