Happy Mother’s Day From FEZ

I’d say happy Mother’s Day to my own mother but she had a heart attack and died face down in a bowl of soup.

So…we at FleshEatingZipper would like to wish all the rest of the mothers out there a very happy Mother’s Day, 2011. For all of you we’ve banged, all of you we want to bang and all of you we’ll never get a chance to bang because you’re way too hot to ever talk to us, we wish you the very best. HOLY SHIT I HAVE A BIT OF RICE STUCK BETWEEN MY TEETH AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY!! ;OANPVU8APO8YGTFPOVFNLIA7TU;TLYGHA9I8TG;IBFNWVPOBTB

FEZcast Entertainment Wrap-Up 05-07-2011

We got a job. We’re going to do a brand new FleshEatingZipper Entertainment Wrap-Up Podcast.It’s going to be an hour of tasty talking about upcoming pirate flicks, Mission Impossible 4, the Terminator reboot and, of course, Fast Five. You in?

Rob, you’re the muscle. Nick’s our fast talker. Kelly will be the driver. And Johnny… well, you just keep your mouth shut and wear this bikini.

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The Paintball Guns of Community

If you watch Community, you better be, then you may remember last year’s ‘Modern Warfare’ paintball episode. They stepped it up with a new challenge in ‘A Fistful of Paintballs’ with some new guns. I asked myself what kind of paintball guns do they use on Community? So, I did some research and put everything together for you because you’re reading this and that makes me happy! Read the rest of this article…

Movie Review – Thor

This one, I’ve been waiting a while to see. I heard it was coming out and, being a fan of Norse mythology, I have been looking forward to it hitting the theaters so I could get down there and check it out.

I was in for a bit of a surprise!
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FEZcast Gaming Blast 05-05-2011

Behold, the time has come to bring forth the next FleshEatingZipper Gaming Blast Podcast! Listen rapturously as we pontificate about 3DS tattoos, Master Chief in Gears of War 3, Hardcore Kinect shooters and more!

It’s the righteous thing to do.

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Android Marketplace To Eclipse iOS App Store By Late Summer

It was due to happen eventually, but in a report by market research firm Distimo (or in an exclusive report by TechCrunch) it has been confirmed that the Android Marketplace will eventually surpass the Apple Marketplace in terms of apps by mid-summer. But how much does it really matter?

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Book Review: Jerry A. Coyne’s “Why Evolution Is True”

Evolution, the scientific explanation for how all life on the Earth came about, is easily the most contentious of all things scientific. People can live with science’s explanation of how computers and microwaves work, how stars are birthed, live and die through snapshots, or how candy tastes yummy, but as soon as someone tries to explain that humans and modern apes came from a common ancestor that lived millions of years ago, all hell must break loose. Growing up, I lived by the Bible, so it didn’t really matter what that “theory” said, it didn’t even matter what facts were involved, the reality is that I didn’t want to believe it.

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Book Review: Paul Allen’s “Idea Man”

In their college years, Bill Gates and Paul Allen founded an outfit in the dusty hills of Albuquerque called Micro-Soft. They were to be the first to provide operating systems such as BASIC and FORTRAN to the first minicomputers. Before Apple and Commodore, home computing required a mail-order kit and plenty of solder. As they became more successful, getting into IBM’s first PC and creating an industry with their name on it, the two founders eventually fell out of alignment and a harsh Gates made Allen miserable. While we know Gates’ story because of Microsoft’s success, Allen’s has always been a bit elusive. Here, we see the whole thing from his perspective.

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On The Phone – Stefan Pettersson From Expansive Worlds

I had an opportunity to sit down and have a nice talk with Stefan Pettersson, the CEO of Expansive Worlds. We talked about the amazing hunting sim called “The Hunter” and where things are going in the future.

After the jump, I have the conversation paraphrased along with the entire conversation in audio format.
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Sony Can’t Catch a Break [UPDATED]

Sony Online Entertainment (SOE) is down right now. Sony says on their site “In the course of our investigation into the intrusion into our systems we have discovered an issue that warrants enough concern for us to take the service down effective immediately.” SOE handles all of Sony’s MMO games like DC Universe, Everquest, Star Wars Galaxies and Planetside. Sony is promising an update later today, we’ll see.

UPDATE: It looks like almost 13,000 credit cards were compromised. Check out the SOE website for more details.

UPDATE 2: Damn Sony, well it looks like it was actually over 24 million credit cards, names, addresses, emails, genders, date of births, login ID and hashed passwords according to the Wall Street Journal…