Why Does Michael Pachter Irritate Gamers? Because He’s Wrong Too Often
Do you trust this man with your entertainment investments?
Out of left field, it seems that today became ‘Defend Michael Pachter Day’ after my beloved colleagues over at The Escapist posted a write-up about how hard Michael Pachter works every day and his various missteps over the years. Pachter is kind of a gaming industry celebrity and definitely the only analyst (he works for Wedbush Morgan) who’ll step on camera for investment advice and industry speculation, which is why major outlets keep enlisting him for air time and an extra paragraph in their gaming industry news piece. GameTrailers even gave him his own show.
My relationship with Michael Pachter goes back nearly a decade, back to the web forums where posting an article with his name in the header was an invite for a cheap laugh. I’ve never met the guy, I’m sure he’s swell. He obviously works really hard, but Nostradamus, Mister Pachter, is not.
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The Nokia Lumia 928 Arrives: Verizon To Finally Get A Cool Windows Phone In April
Imagine this, but in aluminum and on Verizon.
Word has come into The Verge that the previously codenamed ‘Laser’ Nokia Windows Phone for Verizon is indeed the Lumia 928, a variant of the Lumia 920 flagship that launched on AT&T earlier this year. Verizon is definitely better off for it, especially since Microsoft is reportedly swearing a number of dollars to market the thing.
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Better Than GPS: Automatic Plugs Directly To Your Car, Improves Your Driving
The Automatic module on the left, the app running on your smartphone on the right.
Between standalone GPS devices and smartphones, there’s been a lot of new functionality added to your car in the past ten years, but little’s actually come from the car itself, it’s merely been a benefit of riding along in a car. Automatic is changing that. For $69.95, you get a module that plugs straight into your car’s data port (they say any car as far back as 1996 will work), even helping you to find it without any additional installation. Now directly connected to your vehicle, the module helps to improve your driving through the provided iOS app (Android, sadly, not out until this Fall).
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Entertainment Software Association To Teach Parents About Ratings And Parental Controls
Content may worsen if you’re stuck online with an obnoxious 12 year old
In what I can only refer to as shocking, the Entertainment Software Association (ESA) today announced that they are going to be conducting a national public education campaign aimed at teaching parents about the video game rating system and the parental controls they have available to them.
When I say it’s shocking, I don’t say it for the reason you think I do.
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Getting Started In ‘SimCity’: A Handy Guide
No traffic on that street!
So you’re finally able to start playing SimCity and don’t know where to begin? To help you out, I’m going to lay out some good starting points and explain some of the things I didn’t understand at first. I’d highly recommend playing with friends, who help tremendously in the creation of your city. Read the rest of this article…
Oh, Right! ‘StarCraft 2: Heart Of The Swarm’ Expansion Launches Tonight
Those little forehead thorns must be irritating.
You didn’t forget that the second major campaign in the StarCraft 2 saga, the Zerg-themed Heart of the Swarm, released tonight at midnight Pacific, right? Obviously, I didn’t. Isn’t it amazing how ‘eighteen months between expansion packs’ quickly becomes nearly three years? Well, we’ll forgive Blizzard because it’ll give me plenty of time to cozy up with the real-time strategy game’s most gooey and blade-equipped faction. It’s also the one I’ve spent the least time with.
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‘The Master’ Review: Much Ado About Nothing
The Master amongst his adherents.
You’d think that a fictional film about the origins of (not) Scientology assembled by Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, There Will Be Blood) would be a ball straight out of the park. After a decade of references to Xenu and billion-year contracts, we can’t help but be intrigued by how such an interesting organization came to be. Anderson takes us, in a very thorough effort, to a time after World War II when an intellectual like The Master (Philip Seymour Hoffman) is more than happy to provide answers and comfort to those who need it most: everyone. What he doesn’t do is tell us much of an origin story.
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The Day The (Star Wars) Animation Died: ‘Detours’ And ‘Clone Wars’ Suspended Indefinitely
Well, just continue to wait, then.
More heartbreak from the land of Lucasfilm as a corporate re-alignment is bringing LucasArts Animation to a grinding halt. As part of their big announcement today, Lucasfilm is winding down production on Clone Wars and putting the comedic (well, that will certainly vary) Detours, from the guys who make Robot Chicken, in some kind of Kessel Run where they’re trapped for more than twelve parsecs. Because, y’know, the Kessel Run involves a bunch of black holes, y’know?
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‘Star Wars’ Meets ‘Call Of Duty’ In New ‘First Assault’ Screens, May Never Come Out
Does it look cool? Too bad it may never exist in a form you can play.
We at FleshEatingZipper love – well, loved – LucasArts in its prime back in the nineties. What exists now is, unfortunately, a faint husk of that old form. One thing that could be said is that, as of recently, they had been working on a game like First Assault, one that looks and sounds exciting and because of uncertainties in the realm of Lucasfilm (sans, y’know, Lucas) the output of everything at LucasArts is still up in the air.
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Tesla’s Model X CUV Delayed A Year Because Model S Is Just Too Popular
It looks like a car, but it’s so much more!
I’m not what one would call rich by any means, but if I were, I’d be pretty hot for a Tesla. The company’s Model S sedan went through the media ringer recently (and got stuck at times), but it appears that the company may be feeling more optimistic now than ever. In fact, they say the potential for Model S sales has become such that they’re pushing their crossover Model S to next year so they can get more cars out.
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