FEZ Week In Review: Week #16, 2013 – Dragon’s Prophet, Sacred Citadel, Defiance
Yes, we’re glad this week is over, too.
FEZ Week In Review is a series where we go over the stories that mattered most to you in the past seven days, whether gaming, tech, entertainment or otherwise, we bring them together for you to view in one quick glance!
‘Breaking Bad’-Inspired Bath Salts Are For Baths, Not Snorting
They had to change a step in the formula, but it’s just as pure.
Okay, this is cool as hell. Now, I haven’t had an actual bath in ages (cue the jokes, haha, it’s funny guys), but bathing connoisseurs – or women, I guess – use this stuff on a regular basis, apparently. Well, one particular bath salts manufacturer thought they’d be clever and tie in some of Heisenberg’s crystals, because here we are today.
Entertainment Industry “Activists” And Windbag Celebrities Pushing For Gun Control Measures
Did I just Godwin my own article?
It’s long been developing that the people in Hollywood think they are the end-all, be-all. They think they are the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, the dog’s bollocks. They also seem to think that since they make lots of money, drive fancy cars and end up in tabloids over DUI arrests (complete with coke-faced mug shots), they can now dictate policy to the lawmakers.
Apparently, The Cupcake Is Dying
Save the cupcakes! …nah.
When I still lived in Colorado, our roommate would often bring home a box full of gourmet cupcakes with the vigor of winning the first place trophy for The Ability To Purchase Cupcakes. He’d always buy far too many and before he’d have to be instructed to dispose of them, they’d just sit on the counter and rot, the ruined product of over-ambition. I didn’t realize that gourmet cupcakes were a thing, but apparently they’re not now, so the story goes.
Where Is The Jawbone UP XL Band At, For Us With Monstrous Wrists?
So many shapes and sizes, except for the one I need.
Two nights ago, I was ready to pull the trigger on a Jawbone UP. I’ve been following these athletic “smartbands” for a bit, I’ve been getting along with RunKeeper for the past month and a half and the UP seemed like the best grab now that it has an Android app. Of course, it wasn’t long into my trip to Jawbone’s site that I had to exit without ever retrieving my credit card. Why? Because the bands are all too small.
The Boston Marathon Bombing: My $0.02
The exact moment of the first explosion
N has already touched on the bombings in Boston today and the cries of “false flag” from the idiotic anti-government conspiracy nuts-who are much higher up the list of suspects than the government is, in my opinion-who immediately blame the government every time something goes awry. I learned about the bombings in Boston right around the same time he did and I’ve been reading and watching video about the situation ever since.
As you would expect, I have something to say.
Kmart Will Have You Shipping Your Pants When You See Their Ad, Too
They are both shipping their pants at this very moment.
Don’t you remember Kmart, the happy-go-lucky department store with the Icees and the exclusive Martha Stewart houseware? Long before Walmart sprung up around my neighborhood, we were in that store at least once a week. They’ve seen better days as their store count shrinks, but it’s this little heap of sunshine that reminds us of that scrappy underdog that’s still… around.
Oh, Wow: People Seriously Believe The Boston Marathon Bombing Was A Government Job
The marathon is going to be a lot different going forward.
We’re not even hours into the wake of the terrible events at today’s Boston Marathon and we’re already being redirected to a political debate of the most absurd proportions. Because some possess this terribly dark side of their souls, they’re framing the tragedy as a ‘False Flag’: a shoehorn for the government to institute Martial law. I cannot possibly express in words how insulting and moronic this notion is.
FEZ Week In Review: Week #15, 2013 – PC vs. Console Gaming, Motocross Madness, Elysium
Half-way through April already? Criminy!
FEZ Week In Review is a series where we go over the stories that mattered most to you in the past seven days, whether gaming, tech, entertainment or otherwise, we bring them together for you to view in one quick glance!
Gun Control? What A Farce!
Gun control means hitting your target.
Yeah yeah, I know. Gun control is a hot debate topic these days and it’s generally not a great idea to jump into such an argument with both feet unless you’re ready for all of the crazies to come out of the woodwork. But, sometimes something happens that is so outrageous or so incredible that we just have to put aside the worry of getting bum rushed by morons and just put our opinion out there.
