Every once in a while you come across one of those things that makes you sit back and reflect a little.
This is one of those things.
Here at FleshEatingZipper, I’m looking at a weekly video show in which I go over the Top 5 things on my mind. Or whatever. It could be a pretzel at some point, who knows. It could be my melting hands in the masthead there. Either way, be sure to tune in just after the break to get in on the action!
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It was going to happen sooner or later and my bet has always been on sooner. Brock Lesnar’s weakness has been exposed and he has decided to leave the world of mixed martial arts behind, before a real fighter ends up hurting him. Read the rest of this article…
(DISCLAIMER: This is not an endorsement of Ron Paul for President by FleshEatingZipper.)
Next year we all roll into the voting booths to mark our ballots for the middle-of-the-road Presidential candidate that will hopefully fulfill the most of their promises, but in reality, will hopefully just disappoint us the least. As a conservative, Libertarian-leaning voter, there was no possible way I could’ve possibly won. And while the Obama hype machine won over hearts in minds in a relative landslide (two points in either direction of split-even is basically a political earthquake), he’s disappointed his own party by not fulfilling the obligations he was elected on (which is fine by me), making the hype machine that got him elected look more superficial than ever before. “Oh, it’s a difficult time,” my butt. W. Bush did a lot of crazy stuff in a post-9/11 world, but he was committed to action, however controversial. Obama is just sitting there moaning about GOP resistance when his party had been in charge of the White House and Congress and accomplished little anyway.
The only hope against the continuing mediocrity of Obama’s administration? The crazy Ron Paul, of course.
As despicable as it may appear, a battery and an onion are perfect gifts. Unfortunately, Jimmy Kimmel got to it before I did, so everyone probably already bought their spouses and children onions and batteries for their cooking and portable energy needs. While you probably did decently around the Christmas tree in supplying the latest and greatest gifts to those that matter most, you probably didn’t give out the best gifts. But fear not! I’m here to be your elf undercover and help you save the holidays from less-than-ideal gifts with the perfect list of stuff! If you hurry now, you might still be able to cook up a ‘well, Santa’s a little late to our house this year’ excuse. In fact, just use that one, it’s great. Works all the time.
In case you hadn’t noticed, we’ve been pretty lazy today.
You may love Reese’s peanut butter, you may even like the candy, married to a milk chocolate casing. But do you love it enough to consume an 1150-calorie (yes, over half your daily value!) Reese’s peanut butter cup, the world’s largest? Let’s just say, you’ll have to be a pretty big fan to plunk down not only the premium for the rare candy, but you’ll have to take in the excess, too. See how we handled after the break! Read the rest of this article…