Still Waiting For Your Copy of Skyrim? Come Watch Us Play (Poorly)

Okay, so maybe you’re in a few of the following situations. The UPS guy hasn’t arrived at your home yet. You’re still at work because you didn’t request the day off. Your console is broke and you’re reading this on your mobile while getting it exchanged at Best Buy. Maybe several of these things. The fact of the matter is we understand and we want to help. So while you’re waiting, come watch some saucy footage of us playing an early part of the game!

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Call of Duty ELITE Server Issues Due to User Overloading – Founder Deadline Extended

That screen right there is what I saw for 45 minutes the first time I tried to access ELITE online. I know, I know they are having server issues, etc. The concern is that if you want precious founder status you need to sign up by November 13th. That’s only two days away and I don’t see this issue getting better by then. Is Activision going to extend the deadline because I can’t be the only one that is having this issue. In fact I know I’m not, no one I know has been able to get into ELITE and enter their code to get the founder goodness. Read the rest of this article…

iOS 5.0.1 is Out – Update Through Your Phone

Apple has finally released an update that is supposed to solve all your iPhone battery woes. This update also helps with dictation for Australian users, both of these updates were among the problems everyone seemed to be having with the iPhone 4S. Read the rest of this article…

A Spouse’s Response to Skyrim

I’m a woman and I do game, a little, but The Elder Scrolls is my husband’s thing. So let me tell you how I prepared for this release.
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Hey Game Publishers, Stop The November Release Death Schedule (NeRDS)

We love games. Yes, we sure do. Just like you, we have our favorites: the titles we want delivered to our doorsteps (or picked up in stores) just as quickly as you do. Anything that gets in our way, be it traffic, the slow lady at the counter writing a check, or low fuel lights, is a mere obstruction to us putting a shiny disc in our console’s tray and start zipping those magical zeroes and ones across to our TVs. But you don’t have to be in the games industry to absolutely hate what game publishers do with their releases, namely, loading them up in the same sliver of the calendar as everyone else, forcing us to dig even deeper into our disposable income (or free time) to enjoy. This is what we call the NeRDS. Publishers: Stop this. Now.

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The Power of GE – Sell Out Spotlight

At FleshEatingZipper, we don’t want to clutter our site with ads, whether it’s pop-ups or full page ads that block content. With that said we’d like to highlight some of our awesome sponsors that keep us up and running. Read the rest of this article…

Project Accessory – TV Review – Reality TV Gets Dumber

There’s really nothing we won’t put in front of a panel of judges, is there? In the latest reality TV dud, Lifetime does a copy-and-paste of long running fashion program Project Runway and brings us another show about fashion and drama. It’s called (drumroll, please)… Project Accessory!

I know what you’re wondering, and the answer is yes, the show is just as dumb as the name.

Read on for more.

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Assassin’s Creed Revelations Life in Constantinople & Launch Trailer

I love the Assassin’s Creed franchise, how could you not, you get to jump around and stab multiple people then run and hide and get away with it. Ezio is back in the fourth installment Assassin’s Creed Revelations. He’s looking a little older but still able to kick some serious ass. This game is one that is sneaking up on everyone because it’s not part of the “Shooter 2011” season and it’s not Skyrim. Read the rest of this article…

The Animation & Sound of Skyrim [VIDEOS]

Ladies and gentlemen please take a seat and feast your eyes of the wonders that lay ahead. Bethesda now is just showing off, but it looks like they have the right to. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim just looks amazing and I know the guys here are super excited but their ladies are not. Once Skyrim hits the shelves tonight at midnight I think all productivity in the world will come to a halt until Monday. If you are bored of staring at the clock and your cat then take a look at these epic videos showing off the different animations and how they put the sound of Skyrim together. It’s ok to fap. Read the rest of this article…

Sons of Anarchy – Season 4 – Episode 10: ‘Hands’ Recap – Spoilers

This week Sons of Anarchy crammed more drama and character into one hour than the rest of my TV watching schedule combined. From the very opening scene, Clay kneeling and taking money from a safe, you can feel the tension and mistrust oozing out of every shot. Clay is no longer an anti-hero, or even some chaotic neutral force leading SOA. He’s just a villian, a bully, a brute, and the noose around his neck just gets tighter and tighter. Read the rest of this article…