Joel McHale And Ryan Seacrest Bring You The 2013 Ford Fusion… Documentary!
FUSION I SAY!
When Did Hurdles Get So Sexy?
Guys. They like to watch the Olympics for the cool stuff like, shooting, archery and… yeah, uh… That’s right women’s gymnastics and beach volleyball. Don’t lie guys, I know, I know, I’ve put us all on the spot. Well hurdles is not something that I would think guys would be watching, that us until I saw hurdler Michelle Jenneke, who is undoubtedly the hottest hurdler on the planet. Read the rest of this article…
Shut Up And Take My Money: LEGO Introduces Ultimate Collectors Series Star Wars B-Wing
“Yeh, the LEGO ve produce is so… how do you zay… zexy?”
When we were at Phoenix Comicon last year, one of the most interesting things I saw was a booth where a fully-constructed 3,000+ piece LEGO Millennium Falcon, then the largest set they’d ever sold, sat alone on a table. Oh, the people that ran the booth weren’t selling anything, it was just there. The idea of celebrating a LEGO Star Wars creation is something I’d put in video form, but I’m not sure if I’d rent a booth and do it. To each their own.
Happy Independence Day, America – From The Staff At FEZ, To Your Hearts
Fireworks – The Hallmark of America’s National Holiday
As we move further in to the day which will always remain as America’s National Holiday – Its “birthday”, of sorts – We here at FleshEatingZipper would like to say “Happy Independence Day” to America, and “Thank you!” to all of those who, throughout the years, have served to keep America – and other countries – free.
Remember How Much You Love Wheat Thins? We’re Letting You Know Again!
Back in March we told you how much you love Wheat Thins but we don’t think you really get how much you really love Wheat Thins so we want to tell you again. Cottage cheese goes great with Wheat Thins but do you know what else goes great with Wheat Thins? Read the rest of this article…
Waldo Canyon Fire Live Blog
There is so much random stuff happening that isn’t as important as other things so I figured I would keep you up to date with a live blog that will continue through out the life of the fire. If you are looking for the details of the Waldo Canyon Fire go here! Read the rest of this article…
Continuous Updates: Waldo Canyon Fire, Colorado Springs is on Fire!
Why are we reporting on this when there are so many other fires happening in the country? Well, we are kind of based out of Colorado Springs and this is kind of a big deal here like it would be in any other city. I’m going to keep everyone updated with everything going on and may live-blog it tomorrow. Email me details and photos to kelly[at]flesheatingzipper[dot]com. Read the rest of this article…
The Zombie Apocalypse Is Here – And I Told You This Crap Was Coming!
- Do you want this to be the last thing you see?
Yeah, that’s right…It’s time for us all to die. According to scientists from 143 different countries, we’re all screwed and will either be cannibalistic zombies, or dead, within a few weeks time.
I’m glad this waited until E3 was about to start. I’d be PISSED if I got eaten before the announcement of the new consoles.
Doritos Locos Tacos – The Definitive FleshEatingZipper Review
I’m not sure who’s responsible for combining one really cool thing with another, but they need to get on it more often. Taking Nacho Cheesier Doritos chips and converting them into a taco shell seems almost as cool as adding Star Wars to LEGO. Oh, sure, these have been out for a while – heck, I’ve even had a few – but I don’t think we could really examine the food’s impact on society until we’ve had multiple exposures. So how awesome is the Doritos Locos Taco? Well…
Ritz Crackerfuls – The Legend of Rick Hunger
It’s after lunch but it’s not quite time to go home and your stomach is grumbling. You can’t get any work done when your stomach is grumbling. All you’re thinking about is your stomach grumbling and how to tide your self over. Read the rest of this article…
